I don't want to be an individual anymore bro, I want to be the fruiting body of a mycelial network. 


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Fruiting Body Sweatshirt

  • Printed on demand using the Direct-To-Garment printing process. It might smell chemically at first but that's normal! Turn inside out when you wash it on cold and air dry or tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.

  • Standard Shipping is free to the USA + Europe!

    [As low as possible everywhere else]

    Processing time: 2-7 business days

    Shipping Estimates: 

    USA: 5-8 business days

    Canada: 6-9 business days

    Australia: 5-8 business days

    Europe and the U.K.: 4-8 business days

    Rest of the World: 10-20 business days

    NOTE: If you are ordering to a destination in Europe and a product is unavailable to be fulfilled at the manufacturer’s Europe location, it will be fulfilled in the US, which may increase shipping time to 10-20 business days.

15% off tees with code SNAILTIME [free US shipping]